Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How may I assist you today?
CUSTOMER: I don’t know. You tell me.
ALEX: What?
CUSTOMER: Well, it seems like every time I call, you can’t help me. Whatever problem I have just so happens to be the one issue that is completely out of your hands. So why don’t you give me a list of topics you know you have an answer to, and I’ll pick one of them.
ALEX: …
CUSTOMER: It’s cool, I can wait.