CUSTOMER: Hi, I just signed up for your "Ubersoft Social Networking" service.
ALEX: Welcome to USN the latest technology in online sharing. We hope you enjoy this new and exciting way to reach out to friends and family members online.
CUSTOMER: Well... it's OK I guess. But I'm a little concerned about my account's privacy.
ALEX: Oh, there's no need to be concerned about that. Your account doesn't have any.
CUSTOMER: It... what?
ALEX: That's right. It's one of our greatest innovations: the "No privacy" clause you signed when you created your account means your account is exposed to the world in every way imaginable.
CUSTOMER: ... excuse me. I need to delete some pictures.
ALEX: If you ever want them back, just let us know. We've got copies.