A Logical Deduction

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: Look, we run a 100% Ubersoft shop. All our software is from Ubersoft, we run only Ubersoft-certified hardware, and we don't let any software from any other vendor on our machines unless they're on your Approved Partner list.

ALEX: Okay.

CUSTOMER: We're running exactly the environment that your company has specified we need to run in order to hav ea trouble-free operating environment.

ALEX: And do you have a trouble-free operating environment?

CUSTOMER: Do people usually call you up to say "hey, everything is going great, have a nice day?"

ALEX: I'll open a ticket.