THE BOSS: It is a new year, Viktor. I have resolved, this year, that evil will tighten its grip across the breadth of the computer industry, squeezing the remaining life out of the innocence that has plagued this industry since its inception.
THE BOSS: This is the year when wide-eyed wonder will be replaced with jaded acceptance of anything -- everything -- we do. This is the year, in other words, when the urge to fight will be placed with the overwhelming desire to simply give up.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I've resolved to sue more people.
THE BOSS: That also works.