Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: Today in a special report, our industry expert reveals some intriguing new details about the iPad 3.
INDUSTRY EXPERT: Thank you Jim.
INDUSTRY EXPERT: After tireless and dogged research, I can now announce with some confidence that Apple had decided the iPad 3 will continue to use the Apple logo!
(Silence.)
INDUSTRY EXPERT: That sounded a lot more impressive in my head.
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