Comic Transcript
MARK ZUCKERBERG: I thought I’d give you the opportunity to surrender before I replaced you with a smoking pit of charred… flesh? I don’t know, whatever it is you’re made of.
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: I decline to surrender.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Your funeral.
(Low-pitched thumming noise)
MARK ZUCKERBERG: The noise you hear is the Facebook weapons platform coming to life.
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: The noise you do not hear is my cry of terror.
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Because I am not crying in terror.
(Silence.)
THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: That is because I am not afraid.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: Yes, thank you for pointing that out.
