Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: Your plan is devious, brother, but what will you do if it fails? What if the bills are defeated?
THE BOSS (RIAA): If the Senate is unwilling to accept that the PROTECT IP Act is a jobs bill, we will re-introduce it as an anti-terrorism tool and attempt to have it added as a new provision to the PATRIOT Act.
THE BOSS (RIAA): Anyone who opposes the bill will be immediately denounced as a terrorist sympathizer who hates America. We will plan copies of the Linux operating system in their car, then carry them off to a secret location to be waterboarded until they recant piracy.
THE BOSS: That could work.
