Comic Transcript
FIRST MILITARY POLICEMAN: We have the new personnel the General wanted.
THIRD MILITARY POLICEMAN: He’s expecting you in his office.
MARK: Never worked for a General before. Worked for a Colonel once. That didn’t end well.
SECOND MILITARY POLICEMAN: How so?
MARK: Well, he called me a troublemaker, stripped me of my clearance, and told me I would never work as a contractor for the military ever again, for as long as he lived.
SECOND MILITARY POLICEMAN: That sounds pretty excessive. What did you do?
MARK: My job! All I did was my job!
(Silence.)
MARK: OK, I may have tried to shave his mustache with a paper cutter.
GENERAL RICHMOND MONTGOMERY: … and I may have needed stitches.
