Comic Transcript
ALEX: You look grumpy.
KING: I am, a little. If I hold my iPhone 4 it interferes with the antenna. I’ve been calling the Apple Help Desk all day to try to resolve the issue, but all they do is insinuate that I’m not cool enough for the phone to work.
(Silence.)
ALEX: That bothers you more than the broken phone, doesn’t it.
KING: I am plenty cool!