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ALEX: Sir, I want you to do everything I say very carefully. First, press down on the cruise control activation button with your left thumb.

CALLER: OK.

ALEX: Second, while the cruise control activation button is depressed, press the radio power button with your right index finger.

CALLER: OK.

ALEX: Finally, while both buttons are depressed, tap the brake three times with your foot.

CALLER: OK, but —

(Silence.)

CALLER: Well. I appear to have rebooted my car.

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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