Comic Transcript
ALEX: Sir, I want you to do everything I say very carefully. First, press down on the cruise control activation button with your left thumb.
CALLER: OK.
ALEX: Second, while the cruise control activation button is depressed, press the radio power button with your right index finger.
CALLER: OK.
ALEX: Finally, while both buttons are depressed, tap the brake three times with your foot.
CALLER: OK, but —
(Silence.)
CALLER: Well. I appear to have rebooted my car.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.