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Not As Reassuring As They’d Hoped

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: Hi, it looks like a —

ALEX: Cyberterror is not yet a critical threat.

CUSTOMER: What?

ALEX: The Center for Strategic and International Studies has determined that Cyberterror is not yet a critical threat to the modern world. So if your call has anything to do with concerns regarding Cyberterror, I’m happy to report that there’s nothing to worry about.

CUSTOMER: I’m calling because a virus has corrupted my hard drive.

ALEX: The good news is, it wasn’t a Cyberterrorist.

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