Help Desk

A New Arrival

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. how may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: For some reason Nifty Doorways has installed a DOT NIT extension on my Firefox browser, and it won’t let me remove it.

ALEX: That’s an enhancement we created to make that browser more compatible with our DOT NIT enabled technologies.

CUSTOMER: Why can’t I remove it?

ALEX: Removing that enhancement after it has integrated into the DOT NIT architecture may cause irreparable harm to your computer.

CUSTOMER: So it’s what, some kind of virus?

ALEX: No, it’s a feature enhancement. It makes your life better.

CUSTOMER: I think the last three minutes have pretty much disproved that theory.

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