Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alice, have you ever used the process described in the patent that is the focus of this lawsuit in a manner similar to the way you use the Ubersoft Marketing Language?
ALICE: Only once. Yesterday we tried to use it in the same way we use UML to see how close this patented process came to our results.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: What did you find?
ALICE: When we took the phrase from the example I used earlier — “too unreliable to meet the minimum requirements for use in a business environment” — and ran it through the patented process, we came out with a different result than when we used UML.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: When you used UML?
ALICE: “UberWordSoftPro defies expectations.”
VIKTOR SCHRECK: When you used the patented process?
ALICE: “I like radishes, hey nonny nonny, a heel spur in the carburetor.”