VIKTOR SCHRECK: Your Honor, we intend to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Plaintiff's patent has no bearing on the Ubersoft Marketing Language. Therefore we call one of Ubersoft's expert witnesses to the stand.
DORIAN: Objection! How is this "expert" in any way qualified to speak to the process of divorcing content from reality in any authoritative sense?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: The employee in question works for Ubersoft Marketing.
DORIAN: Objection withdrawn.