Comic Transcript
ALICE: Heya Viktor. How are you this morning?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Troubled, Alice. Troubled and apprehensive.
ALICE: What’s up?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I just received notice that a company is suing us. They claim they’ve patented the process the Ubersoft Marketing Language uses to separate content from reality.
ALICE: Oh please. Ubersoft has been separating content from reality for decades. There’s no way they could possibly have patented that.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Normally it wouldn’t be an issue, but I have some concerns about the venue.
NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS
THE JUDGE: Bailiff, get the rope. There’s going to be a hanging.