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Comic Transcript

LEFTY: So Alex — your name IS Alex, isn’t it? I want to talk to your development group, and I’d like you to help me make that happen.

ALEX: Is that really a Pre?

LEFTY: Yeah, it’s really a Pre. Now about these developers…

ALEX: How do you like it?

LEFTY: It’s pretty good. The battery needs work. Now, about your —

ALEX: Yeah, I’ve heard that, but I’ve also heard this “Synergy” tool is actually really useful. Do you use it much?

LEFTY: Oh yeah, I use it all the time.

LEFTY: See, my schedule used to be a mess. My boss uses Gmail, his boss uses your mail server… other guys preferred to just send me text messages… all of them telling me who’s being helpful and who needs… “motivation.” Used to be I had to keep track of all those things separately. But thanks to Synergy it all gets integrated into my calendar right here… which means I never lose track of who is cooperating and who isn’t cooperating… and I never forget to break a pair of legs.

ALEX: … I think I’ll take you to development now.

LEFTY: Hey look. An hour of my schedule just cleared up.

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