CUSTOMER: I'm using your Conquistador web browser and I'm having some kind of problem...
ALEX: Can you be more specific?
CUSTOMER: It won't display any of the images hosted on my website.
ALEX: I think you've triggered our WebNetGuardian(TM) content filtering system. It's designed to filter out any information that may be inappropriate for children and adults.
ALEX: Go to the Edit menu, then click on "Preferences." Click the "Security" tab, then in the "Filter content for" area, click on the "Adult" radio button. Then click the "OK" button.
CUSTOMER: Now it won't load any content at all.
ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.