Comic Transcript
THE BOSS: Beset!
ALEX: Pardon?
THE BOSS: Beset! On all sides! Enemies getting favorable press! Apple, Linux on the rise! Google ascendant! And worst of all, people have stopped buying everything but the most basic necessities! It is intolerable!
ALEX: Well there is a recess–
THE BOSS: If you say “recession” I will rip your soul from your body and feed it to my children.
(Silence.)
THE BOSS: Well?
ALEX: I have work to do.
