Just Another Day In Paradise

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: My old man always said you could tell a lot about a guy by looking at where he lives and the company he keeps.

NARRATOR: I couldn't afford an office and an apartment, so I told my landlord to take a hike and I've been sleeping in this chair going on two months.

DRINKY: Hey Jake -- there's a dame outside who wants to talk to you about something.

NARRATOR: My partner is a paperclip.

NARRATOR: I don't think Dad would approve.