Danger Comes Knocking

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

JAKE NERO: So... something about a new client?

DRINKY: I dunno if she's a client. She just wants to talk to you.

JAKE NERO: Anyone I know?

DRINKY: I don't think so. She's a real classy broad.

JAKE NERO: I know classy broads.

DRINKY: You don't know this kind, Jake. She's a little outta your league. She's in the society pages.

JAKE NERO: I only read the funny pages.

DRINKY: I take it back, Jake. She's completely outta your league.