Comic Transcript
BOSS: Phil? Where is Phil?
ALEX: I haven’t seen him.
MARK: Me either, but I heard him screaming as he was being dragged off.
BOSS: Dragged off? Dragged off where?
MARK: I don’t know. Ask Steve.
BOSS: Steve? What does he have to do with this?
STEVE: Hallo chaps! How are you today? Lovely day out, I have to —
(Silence.)
STEVE: I see I’ve come at a bad time.
BOSS: Lock the doors.