KING: ... so I put him on hold for three hours.
ALEX: Good one.
SCOTT: That does it.
SCOTT: Every week I listen to you guys talk about all the terrible things you do to our customers... and every week I ask myself "why do I work here?" I mean, let's face facts -- the only reason I'm still employed is that if Ubersoft doesn't have at least one token honest, hard-working employee to use as an amoral compass then the rest of you will start exhibiting moral behavior!
SCOTT: It's hopeless. Ubersoft is never going to change as long as I keep working here. I quit.
SCOTT: By the way, thanks for inviting me out to lunch. It was a nice change of pace.
ALEX: Don't mention it.