Comic Transcript
SCOTT: (Thinking) I’m really excited about this interview! Google!
SCOTT: (Thinking) The darling of the technology industry! Beloved by large corporations and indie Linux programmers alike! And I have a shot at working there!
SCOTT: (Thinking) I can’t wait to see the campus. I’ve always pictured it as a gleaming sanctuary, a beacon and safe harbor for all who navigate the World Wide Web’s treacherous waters…
(Picture of the Google campus. SMILEY FACES are stuck on pikes outside the building, EVIL RUNES are engraved on the front, and LARGE TENTACLES erupt from the earth.)
