Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: Six months into the year, Ubersoft is finally admitting that Nifty Doorways Verandah, its flagship operating system, is not selling as well as they would have hoped.
JIM WASHINGTON: In an attempt to raise sales in the home market, there are signs that Ubersoft may be adopting a new marketing campaign intended to spur consumer interest.
JIM WASHINGTON: While the details of this campaign are currently unknown, our sources hint that it will be “something they’ve never tried before.”
NEWS TICKERTAPE: Dell decides to sell Linux with it’s computers :: Dell decides not to sell Linux with its computers :: Dell decides to maybe almost sell Linux with
CUSTOMER: Hello?
ALICE: Please buy Verandah. Please, please, please, please, PLEASE buy Verandah.
