Red Eye Morning, Techies Take Warning

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

MARK: Hi guys.

ALEX: Uh-oh.

MONK: Time to secure the coffee machine...

MARK: What are you talking about?

ALEX: You have that look.

MARK: What look?

MONK: That "one of my computers isn't working so I'm on the verge of slipping into a psychotic episode that will cause me to lock myself in the supply room while holding the coffee machine hostage" look.

MARK: My computers are fine.

ALEX: Oh.

MONK: That's a relief.

(Silence.)

MARK: My Internet service is down.

MONK: I'll bolt down the coffee maker, you remove the supply room door.