The Enemies List

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALICE: The Ubersoft Competitive Threat Assessment Division has identified the top three enemies that we will have to aggressively push back against this year.

PRESENTATION SCREEN: The Enemies List (Top Secret)

ALICE: The first, of course, is Google: it is aggressively leveraging its search technology to push its way into other revenue streams, growing at a breathtakingly fast rate, and remaining a media darling the whole time.

PRESENTATION SCREEN: Google

ALICE: The second is Linux: this "free software" phenomenon did not wither away like we once supposed it would, and despite its tepid reception by the computer mainstream press it continues to grow, because our customers seem to want to minimize their financial investment while maximizing the value they get in return.

PRESENTATION SCREEN: Linux.

ALICE: Which leads us to our third enemy...

PRESENTATION SCREEN: Our Customer Base