Assault and Batteries, Continued

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

(MALE UBERTHUG enters the room.)

MALE UBERTHUG: The room is clear! The room is clear!

FEMALE UBERTHUG: Roger that.

MALE UBERTHUG: All right people, we have a job to do. 700 laptops, 700 potentially volatile laptop batteries. The clock is ticking!

SECOND MALE UBERTHUG: I just heard from Control. The building has been evacuated.

MALE UBERTHUG: Good. Now if we can just figure out how we're going to --

PERKINS: I'm here to disarm those laptops!

(Silence.)

MALE UBERTHUG: With fire tongs?

PERKINS: What?