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(DRINKY is snoring.)

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Would someone please explain to me why I’m staring at a snoring corpse?

MONK: He’s not dead. He’s drunk.

ALEX: Well, he’s dead drunk.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: So you didn’t call in to tell Alice that you’d found Binky’s lifeless corpse stuffed in the trunk of a car?

ALEX: Um… no.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, I have a cab waiting. Let’s take him to my hotel, and you can fill me in from there.

MONK: He looks strangely peaceful.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: He smells awful. Perhaps you’d better stuff him in the trunk.

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