The Binky Intellectual Property Hour, Continued

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

BINKY: Well, Skippers, today we have a VERY SPECIAL guest who's come to pay us a visit!

CHILDREN: YAY!

BINKY: I want you all to meet Steven. Everyone say hi to Steven!

CHILDREN: HI, STEVEN!

BINKY: Steven is here because he illegally downloads music from the Internet!

CHILDREN: BOO!

BINKY: Children, can you tell me what the Internet is?

CHILDREN: A WASTELAND OF MORAL AND ECONOMIC DEPRAVITY WHERE NO GOOD THING CAN REMAIN UNSULLIED FROM THE TAINT OF SOCIALISM!

BINKY: Very good!

CHILDREN: YAY!

BINKY: Children, can you tell me what we should do to people who illegally download music from the Internet?

CHILDREN: WE SHOULD SUE THEM UNTIL THEIR EYES BLEED!

BINKY: Very good!

CHILDREN: YAY!

STEVEN: ...I gotta go.