All The World Loves A Song

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

BINKY: Well, Skippers, that's all we have for our show today! I hope you had a great time learning about intellectual property, and why protecting intellectual property rights is so important to our American way of life!

CHILDREN: WE DID!

BINKY: Great! Now let's sing the "I Love Intellectual Property" song!

CHILDREN: YAY!

(Scene returns to the dingy bar. MARK and MONK stare at DRINKY in silence.)

DRINKY: I can sing the song for you if you want.

MARK and MONK: NO.