Comic Transcript
MARK: Well… here we are.
MONK: Um… interesting.
ALEX: “Interesting” is one word. “A real dive” is another.
MARK: Sure, it’s not pretty, but I’m sure it has a warm, inviting-yet-rugged atmosphere, and that once everyone hears our tale of woe they’ll welcome us with open —
(Sound of door slamming as a person goes hurtling out the door past them.)
EJECTED BAR PATRON: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BARTENDER: If you ever bring one of those !@#$% Blackberry gadgets into my bar again I’ll break both your legs!
EJECTED BAR PATRON: (Lands on the ground with a “WHUMP!”)
(Silence.)
MARK: — Arms.
MONK: They seem to have a somewhat expanded “no cell phone policy.”
ALEX: I’m taking off my rig.