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Comic Transcript

THE BOSS: Phil, please track down Viktor, Alice, and Adalai. Tell them I have returned to normal, and that they are to stop harassing Steve.

PHIL: All right.

THE BOSS: Now to business. I have been… ill. But that is in the past. I must make up for lost time and missed opportunities… The first thing I will do is —

MINI-BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you’re trying to concoct an evil plan! Can I help?

THE BOSS: No.

MINI-BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you’re trying to recover your lost train of thought! Can I help?

THE BOSS: No…

MINI-BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you’re trying to concentrate despite the presence of an annoyingly cheerful voice! Can I help?

THE BOSS: NO.

MINI-BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you’re planning acts of vengeance against someone who keeps interrupting you! Can I help?

THE BOSS: This isn’t going to work.

MINI-BINKY: Hey, Skipper! It looks like you want to pound your head into a wall! Repeatedly! Can I help?

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