DRUNK BAR PATRON: ... and thass when she tol' me it wass over...
DRINKY: Tough break.
DRUNK BAR PATRON: So was your story, lil' paperclip?
DRINKY: My story? Yeah, I have a story. I had it all: great job, bright future... I was really going places with my life. Of course, that was before I was cloned by unspeakable powers.
DRINKY: Suddenly I had two "brothers" following me around who were like me in every way you could possibly imagine.
DRINKY: That's when I first started drinking.