The Upward Spiral, Continued

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

BOSS: Alex! Alex my friend, my loyal employee!

ALEX: ... uh...

BOSS: How are you? How are you feeling? Are we treating you well? Is there anything you'd like? A raise? A bonus? A pony?

ALEX: Well, I --

BOSS: That's it! A pony! Viktor!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes, Boss?

BOSS: See that Alex receives a pony!

VIKTOR SCHRECK: ... very well.

(Silence.)

ALEX: I don't really want a pony.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, that's something, at least.