Change of Schedule

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALICE: Phil. How's the patch coming?

PHIL: We'll be ready in a week.

ALICE: About that... there's been a change in the release schedule. Apparently our customers feel that waiting a week for a patch to a major security flaw is a bit unreasonable, so we're moving up the schedule just a bit.

(Silence.)

PHIL: When you say "just a bit" --

ALICE: -- you have two hours.