Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

MARK: So yesterday I was working on some documentation, and I opened up one of the documents in UberWordSoftPro...

MARK: ... and wouldn't you know it, but a cheerful paperclip DIDN'T appear out of nowhere to make pointless observations and offer useless bits of advice.

MARK: In that one brief moment, everything was right with the world.

ALEX: Apparently they're going to wait until everyone is really happy he's gone, and then they're going to bring Binky back.

MARK: Ubersoft giveth, Ubersoft stabbeth you in the back.

ALEX: Please bleed quietly.