Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

SCOTT: ...and that's why you should abandon your evil ways and become a force for good.

BOSS: Hmmm. Interesting.

BOSS: A very interesting proposal, Scott. I will need some time to think on this before I come to any firm conclusions...

VIKTOR SCHRECK: It seems a large, unruly mob of Ubersoft employees has gathered outside.

BOSS: A mob? An unruly mob, you say?

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Yes. Complete with torches and pitchforks.

BOSS: Really?


SCOTT: Are you actually smiling?

BOSS: I did not realize my employees were traditionalists. I am very proud.