ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I help you today?
CUSTOMER: I hear the next version of Nifty Doorways is going to have a new red error screen?
ALEX: It's true. The red screen will be used to identify serious system failures.
ALEX: Of course, another way to identify a serious system failure is to notice that the system has, in fact, failed.
CUSTOMER: I wasn't going to say anything.