The Red Screen of Duh

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. How may I help you today?

CUSTOMER: I hear the next version of Nifty Doorways is going to have a new red error screen?

ALEX: It's true. The red screen will be used to identify serious system failures.

(Silence.)

ALEX: Of course, another way to identify a serious system failure is to notice that the system has, in fact, failed.

CUSTOMER: I wasn't going to say anything.