Flying the Friendly Bribe

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALEX: You want to pay us to guarantee that we won't make computer-controlled airplanes?

THE AIRPLANE INDUSTRY: That's right.

(Silence.)

ALEX: You know, I think this is the first time someone has ever paid us NOT to develop something.

THE AIRPLANE INDUSTRY: Oh, I doubt that very much.