Comic Transcript
VIKTOR SCHRECK: it seems something is taking control of our employees, turning them into mindless zombie dancing shadow things.
BOSS: Dancing?
VIKTOR SCHRECK: They’re all wearing iPods. And they’re dancing past anything we throw at them to try to slow them down. They’re too trendy to be stopped!
BOSS: iPods… I should have suspected.
BOSS: The iPods are the key, Viktor. The conduit. Which means I now know who is behind this.
BOSS: There is only one man with the genius and depravity capable of fusing technological innovation and stylistic finesse with such grand, megalomaniacal vision.
STEVE JOBS: You forgot to mention the perfectly orchestrated soundtrack.
