Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Outside Mark’s Apartment
PHIL: Mark, open the door.
MARK: Go away. I’m sick.
MONK: You’re not sick. You’re playing a game.
MARK: No, I’m sick. I’m very sick and can’t get up to let you in. Go away.
MONK: Mark, you have a problem. Let us in so we can help you.
MARK: I don’t have a problem and I don’t need your help. Go away.
(Silence.)
ALEX: Let us in and we’ll order pizza.
MARK: There’s a key under the mat.
