Comic Transcript
TV PERSONALITY: Ubersoft is about to announce a new software initiative, the “Flexible Operating Environment,” that aims to reduce the complexity involved in managing and deploying intricate distributed systems.
TV PERSONALITY: At a recent press conference, Viktor Schreck, chief counsel for Ubersoft, described the grand vision that would allow Ubersoft to bring order out of the chaos of the distributed systems market.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: First, we announce the initiative. Then we convince companies to cooperate with us on the initiative, so that it can become a recognized standard.
TV PERSONALITY: When asked how Ubersoft planned to convince companies to cooperate with them on the initiative, Mr. Schreck gestured from the podium, and armed guards dragged the screaming reporter from the room.
