What They Tell You

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: WHAT THE COMPUTER INDUSTRY TELLS YOU

Narrator: One Year Before Release

ALICE: This software will completely revolutionize the industry, radically streamlining the way we approach tasks we had previously taken for granted.

Narrator: Four Months Before Release

ALICE: By focusing our development on its primary feature set, we have been able to develop a robust set of tools that will supplement and enhance your current business practices in a way that minimally impacts your working environment.

Narrator: One Month After Release

ALICE: We think the patch will get it to load properly.