It Happened One Knight

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

KING: Have you heard the latest? This is rich.

ALEX: What?

KING: There's a rumor going around that England wants to knight the Boss.

(Silence.)

ALEX: Wouldn't that make him a "Defender of the -"

BOSS: Do not finish that thought.