Comic Transcript
MARK: What’s all the ruckus?
ALEX: The Boss is outraged because he’s going to be knighted by the Queen of England.
MARK: He has some kind of moral issue with being knighted?
ALEX: No, he doesn’t want to be labelled a “Defender of the Faith.”
MARK: He won’t be.
ALEX: What?
BOSS: What???
MARK: Only the reigning Monarch is called the “Defender of the Faith.” Knights are just “Defender’s of the Realm,” or something like that.
ALEX: But some knights ARE called “Defenders of the Faith.”
MARK: Not British ones though. At least, I don’t think so.
BOSS: Well? Which is it?
MARK: I’m pretty sure I’m right.
ALEX: Well I’m pretty sure I’M right.
BOSS: Bring me an Englishman at once!
