Comic Transcript
PHIL: One of the things we’re doing is experimenting with browser-based interfaces. So the voting screen is essentially displaying a web page.
VOTING MACHINE: Democrat! Republican!
PHIL: This of course gives political parties the opportunity to place campaign ads in the voting booth, which we thought was a great idea until we learned that it’s actually illegal to do that. Suddenly we had all this ad space that needed to be filled.
VOTING MACHINE: Republican! Democrat! Republican! Democrat! Republican! Democrat!
MARK: What did you do?
PHIL: The usual.
VOTING MACHINE: Porn!