Comic Transcript
ALEX: Sir, I don’t think this amnesty program is quite what you’re looking for.
CUSTOMER: What are you talking about? If anyone is guilty of piracy, it’s me. Iv’e been plundering ships for the last fifteen years.
ALEX: Sir, this offer deals with MUSIC piracy. As far as I know it does not extend to traditional piracy.
CUSTOMER: Music piracy? What the heck is that?
ALEX: The act of copying music on a computer.
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: No, seriously, what is it?