Comic Transcript
ALICE: So you want to work in marketing.
ALEX: Only if you’re using the word “want” in a new and creative way.
ALICE: Oh, we use words VERY creatively here. One of our main jobs is to come up with ways to re-interpret words so we can use them to our benefit. Words like “Innovate and “Revolutionary” and “Value.”
ALEX: Why do I want to beat myself over the head with my own headset?
ALICE: Because you’ve found an innovative and revolutionary way to give yourself a value-added concussion! See how easy that was?