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Personifying the Microchip

Personifying the Microchip
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ALEX: Mark, computers do not mock.

MARK: They certainly do.

ALEX: Mark, computers do not mock. They’re inanimate objects, for crying out loud…

MARK: They are sentient and malevolent, and they plot against me.

ALEX: Mark, they do not —

MARK: Alex, think. Every year, computers get faster and faster… but software keeps running at about the same speed. Where does all that extra power go?

(Silence.)

MARK: It goes to EVIL, Alex. It goes to EVIL.


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