BOSS: Scott, what are you doing to my company?
SCOTT: Nothing. I've just decided that the Ubersoft Way is the Way for me.
BOSS: I know the truth! No one has dared to tell me directly, but I've overheard people talking! You're doing this to turn everyone into friendly, helpful, community-conscious citizens!
SCOTT: I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
BOSS: Mark my words, Scott... I did not come this far to allow a simple employee to wreck the empire I have built... I will find a way to thwart your plans.
BOSS: And, on a personal note, I must compliment the elegance of your subtle and devious scheme.
SCOTT: Thank you.